Categories: uncategorized
Date: 24 August 2006 07:06:54
Okay ... so you've been in the new office four weeks and have been flat out with jobs ever since
Cupboards which should be on walls are still on the floor
A big printer is still not hooked up
People are still trying to send things to your old address
Your boss goes to Fiji with his pregnant wife so they can have 6 days holiday before the year really gets busy and baby number two arrives just after Christmas
Your two workmates are flat out so busy they can't breathe
You ring the office at 9am and say I'm sorry I don't know what time I'll be in I have to take the BUDGIE to the specialist as it had a seizure last night .....
(I have a perfectly good husband who is a student and has today off who could take the budgie but I need to go and hold it's wing?)
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you will be pleased to know that I have exercised grace, deep breathing and chocolate all day and not said one single solitary damn thing that I wanted to!
and I didn't fire her butt!