Date: 04 August 2007 01:52:22
Do you know how much stuffing there is in the cushion of a banana lounge?
And he didn't even fully de-stuff it.
He has also almost gnawed his lead in half.
He almost got my knitting - had it out of the bag but hadn't worked out what to do with it yet.
We could hire him out to clear paddocks - take 'em right back to bare earth and then some.
He's also good with drinking bowl frisbee / sleeping cushion frisbee.
I still love him but today, after hitting my head on the end of the washing line, I'm gritting my teeth.