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Date: 21 June 2006 16:09:33
And weird adverts.
I just loved the following, spotted recently on some White Vans Near Us:
1) From a multipurpose 24 Hour Call Out plumber, handyman and general debunger. He (or she this being 2006 and all) can sort your leaks, unblock your drains, and more...! Can you just picture the scene at the old homestead in the wee small hours ?" "Hello? Hello?! Is that Drains R'Us? Yes? Sorry to disturb you but we've a chewing gum overflow situation here and the cat's permanentally welded to the kitchen table. Can you spare a man? Yes? Oh, thank God! You're my hero!"
2) A conservatory specialist promising quick service. " Maybe in 6 days." Like to see someone being honest about their ability to deliver!
And for even more daft diversions, do go over to Mr Miff's cycleblog and read about Mt Ventoux, ingrowing toenails and antibacterial underpants.