Categories: pets
Tags: Bob Dylan
Date: 02 July 2010 17:05:58
To: Miffy Jnr c/o Hop Farm Festival
Re: Your triops
Dear Son,
In the unlikely event that you stumble upon this blog, could you please drag yourself away from His Royal Bobness for long enough to reply to your father's text asking where you left the fishfood. The only stuff of any nutritional value to be found in your room is a tube of Boots fizzy Vitamin C tablets. I don't think these will prove a suitable alternative. The 'dozens of delightful creatures' promised on the box have remained static at three, and since I got in, they appear to be mounting a go-slow. That - or they are experiencing a call to the ermitical life. Either way, they are nowhere to be seen.
love,
Mum