Categories: unmentionable, humour, really, church
Tags: silliness
Date: 05 June 2010 10:21:55
Overheard on the radio this morning:
A man attends a baptism at his local church. During the service, a middle-aged woman gets up and declares: "Last night I was in the arms of the Devil. Tonight I'm resting in the arms of The Lord."
Voice from the back of the congregation "How are you fixed for tomorrow night?!"
:)