Shopping is the new religion

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Date: 09 January 2007 15:48:23

I'm heartened to enter 2007 knowing that God does indeed move in mysterious ways his wonders to perform etc. During a late birthday present shopping trip to the next big town last Friday with Ms Miffy, we noticed that The Almighty has extended His sway yea even unto the hallowed areas of haute couture. Now, (theoretically speaking, you understand; the Lord's blessings not having extended themselves to my finances) - not only can I assure those concerned with my spiritual welfare that I'm Shopping in Faith, but I can testify to the fact that I've 'got Religion.'

Never mind. Nearer to home, and more in my price range is the tempting offer glimpsed in our local Tesco today. Who could resist 'Hot Sin Soup?!'* 'Get thee behind me....'

At least that's what I thought it said. A google search shows me to be wrong. It must be Him Upstairs telling me I'm due for another eye test.