Categories: unmentionable, humour
Date: 22 January 2009 18:30:38
Gahhh! Useless information alert, useless information alert! As if we didn't have enough to worry ourselves about... Did you realise, ladies - well I assume just ladies - that your handbag could be a health hazard, teeming with all manner of nasties just waiting to rise up and lay you low. According to a certain Christian monthly's (which shall remain nameless) New Year health resolution feature, it's advisable to give it a regular clean with an antibacterial wipe! And that's before we get started on the inside of the bag. Words fail me. Though Mr M had plenty to say about it just now, the like of which I won't repeat here.
That said, one of their other recommendations was to eat chocolate, (I think I can just about force myself) so I'll forgive them.