Missing - Reward for safe return

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Date: 30 September 2005 21:49:37

Yes. The prayer book has vanished off the edge of the bath - and the face of the earth. Maybe it had a self-destruct feature built into it on publication; designed to be activated at any hint of unorthodox use. Was it mortally offended at its descent into the miry pit - I wonder? Or did it think I was taking the concept of 'Common Worship' too far? At any rate, I feel quite lost without it. Especially as by the time it reappears I shall have lost my place completely and will probably end up arriving at Christmas a month ahead of everyone else.