Ooops

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Date: 06 August 2002 17:43:00

I wandered around Top Man today (as a girl does) having satisfied my er... curiosities (so to speak) I wanted to exit by the stairs as I needed to leave the shop on the ground floor - always better than going out of the window on the first floor. I walked past an assistant who gave me a bit of a funny look, I let it go. It was only when I realised I had wandered into the mens changing rooms that I understood.

I turned around, walked out again and, sure enough, the assistant was still staring at me. I pulled a face and he pointed to the actual stairs for me.

By the way I would like to assure you that at no point did I tweak any curtains.

I did not know that Next has a policy of putting a purple size block thingy on top of the coat hanger when it is maternity wear. I know now having taken a pair of trousers into the changing rooms.