I will endeavour to protect the not so innocent

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Date: 27 October 2002 23:07:00

I was chatting to a good friend a while ago, we were proceeding from random topic to random topic. He suddenly said "Spiders, there was a huge one in church the other day 2 or 3 inches big. There was only an old lady and I in church at the time."

I laughed saying something like, don't tell me you made her get it for you!!!

He said "well I got her a dust pan and stood at the other end of the building, but then she didn't get it saying it ran down a crack. She even tried reassuring him saying it wouldn't be around."

Bless this 30+ year old bloke! I haven't told it well but it certainly made me laugh.