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Date: 28 December 2003 22:33:19
A man stands up and says "I don't really know what I am going to say, it will probably be a rambling mess, I haven't really got my thoughts together on this yet but..."
Me screaming inside "WELL SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP THEN"
Is this what he does? No, of course not, he carries on.
He then spouted an entire bunch of rubbish - the odd word I couldn't help but agree with but even then in the context he put it in it was entire poo. He finally stopped and said, "right, I am going to embarrass myself and my family further..."
WELL DON'T YOU FOOL
"...by singing one song to the tune of another."
He did as well.
If all the hints are that you don't know what you are going to say, or do, or know you are going to embarrass yourself my advice would be to stop, sit down and shut up.