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Date: 07 June 2004 23:22:05
A woman trod on my heel slightly on Sunday. It was fine, I didn't spill my coffee, my shoe stayed on my foot, everyone stayed standing. It really was fine, except that she wanted to apologise to me, so she scared me stupid by grabbing me around the waist from behind and shouting in my ear. It was at this stage my coffee went in several directions. She hadn't got a clue, bless her.