Expert Maddie

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Date: 29 July 2004 10:37:59

I think I may try to make myself and expert on various things. I have had a lot of hits on 'how to destroy ants' as people clearly search in desperation.

Right, what else can I become an expert on? I suspect people want to know... 'How to keep your clothes in order' and 'What to do with dead flowers' and 'Should I open the curtains fully'.

As I discover the answers to these, and possibly other such things, I will pass on my wisdom. Stay tuned.