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Date: 11 October 2004 19:13:51
Look at the photos you just collected, stop suddenly in the middle of the aisle to show your friend various photos.
Text whoever you feel like, this works best while walking very, very slowly without any understanding there are others in the store.
Look at the DVDs, books and music while walking in the middle of the aisle, slow down even further occasionally ensuring you block the aisle completely so that no-one in either direction can pass.
Allow a small child to push the trolley instead, encourage them to be so completely random there is no chance of predicting movements.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Oh, and when you've paid for your shopping don't move away from the checkout and have a good old rummage in your handbag. Study the receipt thoroughly, exclaim at the coupons, read the small print so see where and when you can use them. Close your handbag get hopes up behind you, but then stop again have another rummage to find your keys. Finally move away while in your own little world.