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Date: 13 July 2005 00:05:17
Yesterday I confiscated a drink and sweets from two boys in my form as they were buying them well into lesson time. This morning I refrained from confiscating another packet of maltesers from Arthur as it was, strictly speaking before school, but I did suggest he should eat less E numbers and do everyone a favour.
1 hour later...
Eagle eyed Maddie sees an empty Malteser packet under Arthur's chair.
"Arthur, you've eaten your maltesers in my lesson, I'm a little bit cross with this state of affairs"*
"No, honestly miss, I didn't, I ate them in assembly, that isn't my packet."
I opened and closed my mouth a few times, couldn't quite find the words and walked away.
*wording may not be quite accurate