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Date: 16 December 2006 20:05:36
Yesterday, while pondering life, I took my hand (flat) and brought it down my face in as straight a line as possible from my forehead to my chin. There wasn't any thought that went into the action, it just happened while I was standing in the kitchen. Once I had done this I though 'ow, why did I do that?' and everytime I have had to move my nose in any way I have thought 'ow, why did I do that?' I know that it is only temporary and nothing is broken etc but it does feel rather tender.
My advice to all you thousands out there is not to do the same thing. Unless of course I have a particularly unusual nose. When I was young my brothers were often flattening my nose and saying I had been run over by a steam roller, I don't know if that is relevant in this situation.