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Date: 06 February 2007 23:03:27
The woman from hell.
She invaded the carriage and moaned very loudly when, having sat in someone's reserved seat, she had to move. She also had 2 small children running around A LOT, had TWO mobiles, an extremely loud voice and very offensive views.
I had the joy of sitting across the aisle to her for an hour and 40 minutes. I learned all sorts of things about her that I really didn't want to know. I heard her arrange for someone to take toilet paper round to another of her children who had phoned as she really needed a ****, I heard her cancel her contact with other children because of the delayed train. I heard about the litre bottle of vodka she was given the night before as a gift from some bloke - in at least 4 conversations. I heard about her blagging £25 off of John, I learned of her hanging her head out of the window to have a fag - again about 4 times in different conversations. I heard her talk threateningly about another woman in the carriage because she was '***** looking at' her, as well as make racist comments about various other people. The beauty of having two mobiles is that you can constantly have someone on the phone and another older daughter to answer the phone you are not currently using and then phone those people back.
Finally I heard with joy her decision to walk to the end of the train and leave when it became obvious that we weren't going anywhere soon.