Spam poetry

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Tags: spam, poetry

Date: 03 November 2006 21:22:02

Is it possible to have good spam? Maybe it's true that everything has an equal and opposite. I founf this in my inbox just now, and OK, it's not exactly a sonnet or strict metre or anything, but it did make me smile:

"It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
A picture is worth a thousand words,
And yet picture books are for infants.
Success is a journey not a destination.
Common sense to a limit is Natural;
But more of it is Genius Make love, not war.
You can't take it with you.
In the Bible, John 8:32*.
New broom sweeps clean"

*You shall know the truth and the truth will set you free.