Date: 12 May 2003 17:10:00
May 12th The Dyson Song
There are no lyrics for this on the internet. This is most likely a good thing. Some time ago, Wood borrowed a vacuum cleaner from a friend. He was so impressed that he wrote a song about it. That should have been it. Unfortunately thanks to the combination of Wood's lyrics and a tune added by someone who's identity I shall protect, it was quite catchy. It can go round your head for days. This is the party piece that refuses to die, and, after all, really, you don't need a bag anymore.