Date: 25 June 2003 06:42:54
I've been reading Harry Potter. Not only that, but in response to Andy's calls for some serious editing to Rowling's 766 pages, I've condensed the entire book into 766 words.
However this version does contain many spoilers, so please don't blame me for telling you who dies without any warning. You were warned, you click on this link as a product of your own choosing.
Also, please be sensible - there may well be spoilers in the comments section of this entry. Don't read if you don't want to know. Any spoilers posted in any other comments section than this will be moved or deleted.
Thanks, if you do read it, I hope you enjoy it.