Categories: uncategorized
Date: 10 November 2004 07:36:53
... on a forum called xt3.com. Liking it muchy there and doodled out this with a keyboard. Want to keep it for some form of posterity so I present a short play, entitled 'Slope Cred'.
Scene opens somewhere or other.
Kerc: thats like that spice girls 'song': scream if you wanna go faster...
Dbb: That wasnt spice girls! That was the title song off of Geris second cd!
pause. everything goes quiet.
Dbb: not that I listen to that sort of thing of course.
one nervous laugh from the audience. Dbb begins to blush slightly...
Dbb: Ahem. I like rock music, me.
audience laughs.
Kerc: bwahahahahaha (adds street cred points taken off of Dustbinbags score)
SFX: old style cash till being rung repeadetly, ala computer game money awarded noise.
Dbb: hang on...! you were testing me!
Kerc: yup! and you fell for it hook, line and etc.
Dbb: but that means you know who sang the song in the first place!
Kerc: (pauses to defend himself) (can't)
Kerc: ah.
Audience stops laughing and turns on Kercal instantly, hissing their dissaproval. Dbb gets street cred points back with a time bonus/final comment multiplier.... Kerc slopes off. Lights dim. etc.
Moral of Story: Vein attempts at oneupmanship can lead to a fall, plus loss of street cred points.