Tonight.
Categories: uncategorized, artwork, and-another-thing
Tags: Molly Wood, Apple fanboy, Pixelmator, Steve Jobs, brush play, Brushes, Artwork
Date: 27 January 2010 16:07:04
A smorgasbord of possibilities and entertainment angles, provided I can evade the kids and family long enough to keep up with them. Was going to watch Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (awesome film - up there with the best 3d adventures and proof finally that Mr T can act rather than just be Mr T) with family, with one eye on the Apple tablet announcement, but that's postponed til tomorrow so that some members of the household can go out and cheer up other family members not in the household. Which leaves me on child end of day duties, with one eye on the Apple tablet announcement.
These things WILL happen:
No-one will talk to Mr McGraw Hill. He's either a twit or a shill and everyone will shun him and he will stand in a corner alone eating canopes.
Stevie J will take to the stage wearing an artists smock and beret.
The naming game will end. It'll be called the Apple PaintSplodge.
The PaintSplodge will eat newspapers for fun.
It will be the best comic reader known to man.
My wallet will cry.
It will have Pixelmator and Brushes built in, or easily buyable from the SplodgeStore. I will be very happy about this.
Molly Wood, CNET's Apple antagonist par excellance (and the person who sings the word 'awesome' better than an-e-bod-e), will be the Chun Li to Stevie J's Ken.
The internet will buckle and crash and burn as a million twillion uber nerds refresh Engadget every four seconds. Twitter will cease to exist after the first four seconds of the iNote under a deluge of mostly related hashtags. Lots of people will say it's just a bigger iPhone.
Apart from that it should be quite a quiet evening I'm a guessing. I'm also guessing I will end it substantially poorer than I started it.