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Date: 17 November 2005 19:58:29
Jen has queried my use of the word "lower" on the last blog entry, and although I knew what I meant, I was unable to doze on the bus on the way home because every time I tried to I kept thinking "did I actually mean higher when I wrote lower?" and I got myself into a bizarre intellectual tizzy where I now no longer know what I should have put because they both look wrong. So I have decided to ditch both words and use the word "crap" instead, which I think just about gives my meaning.
Clearly the unhealthy Scottish lifestyle (as exemplified in its crap mortality and morbidity rates) is having an alarmingly adverse effect on my capacity for coherence.
I'm pretty sure that if I were able to sleep for a week I'd regain my intelligence. But that's not going to happen, so you'll have to put up with incoherent dozy wibblings for a while longer. I hope my students don't notice!
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