Date: 08 September 2006 16:11:50
Along with at least Marmite on Toast and Living in the past, this blog has been targetted by the wiblog standards officer on account of not really doing what it says on the tin. I'd like to present the following items of evidence in my defence.
1. Maturity
Recent blog posts about turning into my dad, creaking joints, 17 year olds looking like children, and friends who are 40, I think establish my mature credentials admirably. If that's not enough, the remains of the mozzarella cheese that I chucked out of the fridge this morning should do it. "Mature" doesn't begin to describe the whiff.
2. Students
I have got some books out of the library this week. Admittedly I haven't read any of them, but as not reading library books is a prerequisite of studenthood I think that should do the trick. I also ate some baked beans earlier this week, admittedly not on toast or cold straight out of the can, but 1 out of 3 isn't bad.