Categories: family
Date: 08 March 2008 03:45:59
I am in the toilet.
Niece is running around house, "Ian...Iiiii-an...where are you?"
Me, yelling: "I'm in the toilet."
Niece runs up to toilet door. "What you doing in there?"
Me: "I'm going to the toilet."
Her: "But why?"
Me: "Because I have to go."
Her: "But what doing."
Me: "A poo." [I'm thinking that's what she wants to know.]
Her: "But you have to do a wee and a poo."
Me: "Maybe."
Her: "You have to. Can I come in?"
Me: "No. I'm going to the toilet."
Her: "But I am very good at doing poo."
Me: "I am sure you are. But I have to finish."
Her: "When you finish, I do poo."
These are the things that make my day.
Particularly a day when I'm not too well. I stayed home from work yesterday and have been in bed most of today. Sadly, I think I will have to give the Turramurra Passion a miss tonight: God willing, I can go next week.