Categories: uncategorized
Date: 21 March 2006 08:35:00
Seven Things to Do
1. sleep 2. eat 3. prowl 4. defend my territory 5. hide from the invaders 6. stand at the cat flap and pretend that i can't open it so that my humans will do it for me 7. did i mention sleep?
Seven Things I can't Do
1. drive. 2. get minerva to leave me alone 3. get the humans to open the cat flap on comand 4. hide effectively enough 5. get enough sleep 6. get enough food 7. watch every corner of my territory at the same time
Seven Things that Attract me to my Mate
oy! i'm neutered and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject.
Seven books I love
1. all of the books i have really loved, i have slept on. 2. the daily paper is also good reading material to sleep on 3. i suppose the phone book will do too 4. the argos catalogue makes a particularly good pillow (just the right height) 5. the human's uni notebook is quite comfy when opened 6. if someone leaves a letter on the sofa i'll take advantage of something new 7. and i like the shinyness of magazine pages (different textures make good beds)
Seven Things I say
1. meow (has many meanings) 2. eeeeeooooooowwww (usually means feed me) 3. eeoow eeoow eeoow (usually means 'hold open the cat flap for me') 4. prrrut (friendly greeting) 5. eeeoowwwaaacchk (that's when i say 'feed me' but then start to yawn.) 6. prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (contented purring) 7. prrr prrr prrr prrr prrr (nervous purring)
Seven movies I've loved
i don't know what they were, because i slept through them, of course being the highest compliment. i do love sleeping on the sofa next the humans in front of a good movie.