let's talk about sex, baby

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Date: 25 November 2004 15:31:13

Well. Not like that. Last night was nicknamed "Gay Wednesday" by our church youth group leaders who include, as regular readers will remember, my husband. Time for the 'sex and relationships talk' - only they chickened out and got a panel of people from the church to answer questions put to them by the youth, who had to post their questions in a box, in advance.
Some of the questions were predictable ("why no sex before marriage?") and some frankly bizarre ("what is lactation - I think it has something to do with nipples?"). Mr Fishsoup brought them all home in a box to type them up, and broke my unwritten, but oft-quoted rule (no CHURCH STUFF in the bedroom). I think he's removed them all, but I now live in fear of people finding the rather plaintive "WILL I EVER FIND A WIFE ?!!!" and "What do I do if I'm in love with Rupert ?", when looking for the cat under the bed.
Still, it's good that they get to discuss this stuff in a supportive environment - and apparently they were all very kind about it - and they didn't even snigger when my husband informed them he had married the most beautiful woman in the world. So they must be good kids (or blind).