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Date: 12 November 2002 23:00:00
between myself and representatives of Satan, Lord of Darkness.
It would appear that my demands were too high.
Unfortunately, not only has this led to the abandonment of discussions regarding the sale of my own particular soul, but has led Satan to declare a forty eight hour strike beginning at 6pm this evening. Persons waiting to be damned to everlasting torment will have to hang around till Friday evening before they can get in.