Talks Continue as Bodies Rot

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Date: 27 November 2002 23:00:00

by our bizarre literary references correspondent, Lunchtime the Story of O

A fresh round of talks in the demons' strike will begin today. Satan's representatives will be meeting staff at ACAS to discuss the Almighty's modernisation agenda, including home working and de-resuscitation training.

Meanwhile, the local hell employers' organisation will meet with the Junior Seraphim for Eternal Damnation to work out the financial limits within which an offer can be made. It is believed that the Almighty's resources are infinite.