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Date: 28 November 2002 23:00:00
In a twist of fate twistier than the winner of the 1935 Bognor Regis Mr Twisty Competition, it emerged last night that the Home Office had information about links between Gerald Ambulance and the Al Qaeda network.
A top secret memo, written in biro on the back of a fag packet, which has been shown to this reporter details contacts made between Ambulance's ministry organisation and Osama bin Laden as early as 1999. In 2000, at a secret ceremony in Didcot, Ambulance became the fifth Mrs bin Laden, and his absence from his ministerial responsibilities of late are explained by his being holed up in a cave in Afghanistan for three months.
It is believed that the innocuous sounding "The dullest blog in the World" is a communication route set up by the Droylsden branch of Al Qaeda, giving details of weather patterns and potential targets. Police are treating a missile attack on a toaster in Leamington Spa with suspicion.
A spokesman for Ambulance denied the allegations.