Well, um, that was interesting

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Date: 17 October 2005 14:21:14

So I'm walking out of our building, holding my phone up in front of me as I cycle back through the menus from my answering service.

And I walk past these two people, who I can really see due to the usual difficulties and due to having this giant, brick-sized 3rd generation phone that's cleverer than me between me and them. I do spot that one of them is pushing a small person in a push-chair.

And she lets go of the push-chair and rants into my face, "You little freak, you're taking photos of my kid on that phone".

Er, no, dear. See? I hold it up to your friend and show that it's on a static menu.
"What were you doing?" says friend.
"Deleting my answerphone messages," says I.
"Humph," says she, and walks away.

Next time you decide to slander someone in the street, you paranoid loons, make sure they're not a solicitor.