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Date: 24 June 2006 21:42:05
Some while ago I went to a wedding in sarf Lahndon.
The following things actually happened. No, really.
1. In pub toilet. Drunk bloke wonders by as I am washing my hands.
He: Is that a real white stick?
Me: Errrrrrrrr...... yeah
He: Does it mean your hard of sight of hard of hearing?
Me: ................Hard....of....sight.
He: Yeah, I suppose it would be.
2. At the wedding reception, approached by middle aged lady who has been dragging her recently blind husband around like some invalid:
She: I think you're doing marvellously well!
Me: (internally) I haven't got much bloody choice, have I?
3. At a station. Drunk person approaches
He: Good blind man!
Us: (discussing this after letting him go out of earshot) Does he think I'm in fancy dress?