Categories: uncategorized
Date: 26 January 2003 23:00:00
Faster than a speeding EU Directive.
More interesting than Sir Geoffrey Howe*.
Yadda yadda yadda.....
Hello. Well, thank you for the man- er, one, post demanding my return. And here I am. But are you happy?
There is a reason for my absence. In fact, there are two - one of them was the Christmas holiday, which meant I was not near a computer for long enough.
The other was the interesting concurrence of a chest infection and chickenpox (caught from my nephew, who has recently rather mysteriously been written out of my will). Fear not - I am no longer contageous and, unlike stupidity, you can't catch it from the internet.
So, what's happened?
Er, well, nothing, actually.
Sorry.
* Archived joke written prior to downfall of Thatcher government.