I received this draft contract - what do peple think?

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Date: 24 October 2002 23:00:00

THIS AGREEMENT IS DATED THE DAY OF 2002

BETWEEN

(1) NORMAN HECTOR BEELZEBUB of 3, The Maltings, Hell ("Satan") of the First Part and

(2) of ("the Damned") of the other Part

WHEREAS

Satan has agreed to provide the Damned with certain advantages in return for the Damned offering up his eternal soul at the termination of this contract

NOW THIS DEED WITNESSETH THAT

1. DEFINTIONS

In this agreement the following terms shall have the following meanings:

"Advantages" those advantages provided by Satan to the Damned as set out in the Schedule hereto

"Life" the life of the Damned, howsoever begun or ended

"Soul" the inner being of the Damned, being the compound of his mind, spirit and bodyand any other metaphysical properties thereof that may be identified from time to time

"Term" shall mean the term of this agreement from the date hereof to the termination (howsoever occuring) of the Damned's LIfe

2. Satan's covenant

Satan covenants with the Damned that he will provide the Damned with the Advantages

3. The Damned's covenant

The Damned covenants with Satan the he, the Damned, shall, at the end of the Term (and his Life) give to Satan his, the Damned's, Soul.

4. General

4.1 The Parties hereby agree to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Courts of Hell

4.2 This agreement is personal to the Parties and may not be assigned, sub-let, parted with or otherwise EXCEPT THAT Satan reserves the right to sub-contract the provision of the Advantages to any persons he may think fit, be they living or dead.

4.3 Satan shall not be responsible for any Act of God.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF etc

SCHEDULE - [TABLE OF ADVANTAGES TO BE LISTED HERE]


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What sort of things should I be holding out for?