I forgot to mention...

Categories: travels

Date: 12 September 2007 02:51:09

...that deserts don't have toilets.

After my return to civilisation I realized that Thomas Crapper was in fact some sort of mystic visionary genius.

Also I think I made it onto Mongolian state television by leaping in the air infront of a TV camera during an open air concert. The only Mongolian word I know is pronounced something like "Tee shu" which I think means "You The Man" (although it could mean something much worse) so I jumped up and down shouting "Tee shu, Tee shu". It was only afterward that I discovered that the concert was to honour Mongolians who had been killed fighting against the Russians. I have a nasty suspicion that I might have accidently insulted Mongolia's war dead. Come to think of it, I thought everyone else at the concert was being a bit sombre...