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Date: 07 April 2007 17:19:36
I never miss an opportunity to quote from the Blues Brothers. I have a story, which should hopefully make sense of the above quote so bear with me.
I'm currently non-displaced as I have gone back to North Yorks to see my parents over Easter. Home for me, is a small market town south of Olde York. As I was heading through town on my way to the bus stop I noticed a couple of people handing out flyers. It's the BNP. Now I'm all for freedom of speech, but I live in one of the whitest towns on the planet. There are no hoards of immigrant, asylum seekers, communists or gay people living here (well there might be a few gays but they don't exactly shout about it). To pretend that there is some sort of ethnic invasion here is to lie. Plain and simple.
My exchange with the BNP went like this:
BNP "Take a flyer"
Me "No thanks"
It should have gone more along these lines:
BNP "Take a flyer"
Me "F**k you, Adolf"
or
BNP "Take a flyer"
Me "Get out of my town before I chase you out with a pitchfork"
or
BNP "Take a flyer"
Me "Don't you realize everyone around here is packing heat?" before I pistol-whip him senseless
I had various other mental fantasies involving pliers and bike chains. Before I get sued it's worth pointing out that I'm not advocating any actual violence (Jesus wouldn't like it) and several members of my own extended family have views very similar to the BNP. It's just like I said earlier I hate Nazis.