The (sl)Ugly Truth

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Date: 02 July 2007 18:02:36

Okay, I'll tell you.

Having gathered the slugs and snails in the paper towel I was holding in my left hand, I had to think what to do with them. The 'over the wall' option suggested by Lemly was tempting, but I quite like my neighbours. Due to a lack of passing trains (JtL), hunger pangs for DIY cuisine (Ian), the desire to have slug-goo paw prints on my floor (Farli) or sheer vindictiveness (Lanark!!!), I had to think of something else. As for making them a house, now that would just be silly! So after dismissing the compost heap (don't really have one) and dustbin (eeeurgh!) ideas, I came up with the following solution:-

The manaul launch of the worlds first slug'n'snail grenade into our weed filled jungle garden at the back.

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Much more humane than just standing on the things, I'm sure you'll agree!