Categories: uncategorized
Date: 31 August 2007 17:46:49
AIM
To pour milk onto breakfast cereal (Kelloggs All Bran).
METHOD
1) Unscrew lid from plastic milk bottle and pour milk into black tea.
2) Lightly rest lid upon top of milk bottle.
3) Pour All Bran into breakfast bowl.
4) Shake milk bottle, inverting said container in the process.
RESULTS
The lack of lid upon the milk bottle resulted in the distribution of half of the contents upon the work surface and items in the surrounding area. These items were as follows:
1) Toaster
2) Kettle
3) Radio
4) Tea, coffee and hot chocolate 'makings' - various
5) Squash bottles - various
6) Cereal boxes, containing cereals, - various
CONCLUSION
It is inadvisable to invert a milk bottle unless the following conditions apply:
1) The area beneath the milk bottle is the desired destination for the milk.
2) The lid is firmly attached.
3) The bottle is empty.
FURTHER CONCLUSIONS
The time taken for a spillage to be cleared up is:-
1) directly proportional to:
a) the likely severity of the stench were any of the liquid to be left behind.
b) the amount of items upon which the spillage occurred.
2) inversely proportional to:
a) the time it took to spill the liquid in the first place.
b) the time remaining before you need to be at work.
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