'Umble apologies and animal detention

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Date: 09 December 2007 18:04:45

I am feelin' the need of bein' a little obsequious 'ere. I, your most 'umble servant, do apologise most 'umbly for the lack of posts recently. I also apologise, most 'umbly, for the fact that this 'ere entry is going to be significantly lacking in quality. The fact is, dearest WibFolk, my ears, nose, throat, 'ead and, in fact, most of me body is feelin' more than a little gungy at the moment. I reckon in a survey of one hundered people who say how in the peak of physical 'ealth they may be feelin', I would be come in at around sixty-eighth. (There, Rhys, that was for you! :)

This yukkiness is thankfully only recent, but an agglomeration of severe procrastination and life in general has caused my absence from the Wibsite for a while. Ah well, I'm off now in the hope that T&E will find it in his soul to be suitably uxorious, but I reckon that a Falangist rhinoceros experiencing severe demurrage would hold his attention more readily than any muted groans of anguish from me.

(In all fairness, I think that the theoretical rhino would cause alot of interest to anyone under any circumstances! After all, a Spanish rhinoceros with facist tendencies being detained in a freight vessel longer than necessary would be pretty fascinating. Far more so than my mild malaise!)