Condiment City

Date: 16 August 2006 09:04:07

Ok, I'm trying to get back in the habit... so I'm blogging what comes into my head... and, as I've just opened the fridge door, it's condiments that spring to mind.

Because I am abundantly blessed with condiments...

An inventory... just to prove my assertion...

Weight Watchers Mayonnaise
Weight Watchers French Dressing
Lea and Perrins
Hoisin Sauce
Tomato Sauce
Sun Dried Tomatoes
97% Fat Free Dijonnaise
Crushed Ginger
Chilli Marinated Olives
Wholeseed mustard
Tabasco
Sweet Chilli
Plum Sauce
More Hoisin
Curry Paste Hot
Curry Paste Less Hot
Sweet and Sour Sauce Stir In Sauce (not mine... I make my own thankyouverymuch)
Red Wine Vinegar
Daddies Brown Sauce (what is that?)
More Tomato Sauce
Barbeque Sauce (also not mine... blech)
Potato Salad Dressing
More Sweet Chili
More Barbeque (still blech)
Cranberry Sauce
Garlic
Tartare Sauce
Mint Sauce
Salsa
Dill Pickles
Tomato Paste
Fruit Chutney
Dijon Mustard
Basil Pesto
Hot English Mustard
Berry Jam

This disturbs me on so many levels.

I'm clearly not cooking enough that these things aren't running out at all...

If I got rid of some of them I could have so much more room in my fridge, given that during this fasting period all the rest of the fridge is full of fruit and vege... poor Flick doesn't have any room in there... (actually this is largely because I haven't seen her cook in a month... she has a man, they eat out or at his... bonus = fridge room...).

It's funny, I wonder what you can tell from people by their condiments... surely there's a condiment personality test out there somewhere... hang on,

[rustle, rustle, rustle]

Yep... a condiments quiz... here's my results...

What kind of individually packaged condiment are you?

Smucker's Honey

Everyone likes their honey in cute little character containers much more than they like you. The most action you get is in the balls play area at McDonalds.

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