Chocolate | Food | Nuclear | Sex

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Date: 27 January 2007 16:51:07

Google no.5 for "Dairy free chocolate coins". Fab.

During my recent food experimentations prompted by the increasing feeling that I'm allergic to some things I gave up cows milk, cheese and yoghurt and replaced it with goats milk, cheese and yoghurt. A week later I find that I'm far more allergic to goat products than cow products, thus curtailing further research and experimentation into the perfect macaroni cheese made from goats milk/cheese. Don't get me wrong, it was delicious! It's just that after a week my hands filled with toxic poison. Ouch. Now, 8 days later, I can vouch for the potency of oral steroids. At least it was the goats milk/cheese that did it and not my gorgeous tented summer excursion, which at one stage took me on a beautiful sun-drenched stroll along Dounraey beach. At one stage 2 official looking blokes walked past, each carrying a clipboard and little digital meters which were bleeping. I decided to start heading south the next day.

Carrying on the theme of sex/sexuality (which of course is intimately related to food, especially chocolate), there's a great quote in Andre Brink's Before I Forget, though sadly I can't remember who it is he's quoting:

"For the French love is a metaphysical enquiry, the English think it might be something to do with the plumbing."