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Date: 15 February 2005 13:27:03
....when I had my first brush with full scale illegality. It didn't happen at a rave in a field in the middle of Wiltshire or in the Hub Club with Carl Craig DJ'ing. It happened in a petrol station I was working in, getting some cash together before going to college. She came in and asked for a car wash and 10 Silk Cut. I kinda recognised her. She looked serious. She had a green Mitsubishi Lancer estate - a 'horsey' car if ever there was one. It wasn't 'till she'd left that I figured out who she was. She was having an affair with Prince Charles. The story had recently broke and she was all over the tabloids. They got engaged last week. Considering that tobacco is considered a more socially unacceptable drug than marujana, do those 10 Silk Cut (normal, not ultra-low!) make me a class B drug dealer by Royal Appointment?