Shallow flung

Categories: uncategorized

Date: 22 May 2005 13:36:21

It worked! Google no.2 for "who os abi titmus". Brad, I cannot believe this was you with such a simple spelling mistake. I presume you meant "who was abi titmus", for surely Abi Titmus does not exist anymore, but only a role co-written for her by those two well known playwrights - Financial Expediency & Rampant Narcissism.

A pint of filtered water sits on the desk beside me. It's my second already today. 2.5 more will follow by nightfall. I could claim that this is something to do with ME management, but it's actually trying to rid my body of the build-up of kitsch toxins caused by extended Eurovision coverage. Surely though, if one listens to Eurovision on the radio then it should be Eurosonic/phonic/audio? Euromusik? No, that'd be stretching things way too far.