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Date: 21 March 2006 19:47:16
Many of you have been asking me "When is Guy back?"
I'm sad to say, I don't know.
Indeed, I've finally manage to speak to Guy on the phone.
I don't think anyone has any idea how hard it has been to get an answer from my Mom's mobile phone. Incredible!! I'm easier to track down!
Anyhow, I have the sad task of anouncing the following difficult and most harrowing news:
GLORIA HAS KIDNAPPED GUY AND WILL ONLY RETURN HIM TO US ONCE SHE HAS RECEIVED THE APPROPRIATE RANSOM! IN KINDER EGGS!
I have as yet not been informed of the actual number of Kinder Eggs required or the whereabouts of the delivery and exchange point.
I need your help. When I get the next call, hopefully circa 1500hours gmt tomorrow, may I enlist your help to acquire the Kinder Eggs? (loathesome things might I hasten to add if it were not for SpongeBob figurines!) Please do help! I can't imagine what Gloria might fo to Guy if we don't save him from her...
Do pray for his safety and safe return and also for my sanity in this horrendous situation.
I will post updates.