A cow
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Date: 02 February 2006 07:07:06
I've been thinking a lot since I came “out” about my map obsession...
I reckon I'm a bit like Forrest Gump's friend who knew a zillion ways to cook shrimp.
I've got:
Maps on my note-paper
Maps on my envelopes
A map (globe) on my necklace
Maps on coffee mugs
Maps on jig-saw puzzles
Maps on nearly all of my T-shirts
Maps on my paper napkins
Maps on my socks
A map on a half completed floor rug
Maps on my tea towels
Maps on my coasters
Maps on my fridge magnets
Maps on my walls
Maps in boxes in my shed
I had a corn flake shaped like the map of Australia that I thought I'd try and sell on e-bay, but I ate it.
.....and I wish this was my cow 