A Groover Conversation

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Date: 06 April 2009 23:06:07

Him: Mummy?

Me: Yes?

Him: You know me and you and Daddy and Ginger?

Me: Yes?

Him: We're not real, are we?

Me: Aren't we?

Him: No, we are not real. We are on the television.

Me: You mean, we are just pretending to be Groover and Ginger and Mummy and Daddy?

Him: Yes, we're not real. We are on the television and people are watching. The television things are in the attic.

Me: Oh. I think I'm real.

Him: No, we're not.

Me: So are you not Groover then?

Him: No. I am John.

Me:????