"Never cross me again, toilet, or I'll smash you to pieces"

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Date: 03 October 2005 13:19:21

Is what mr birdie was heard to say last night, after a frustrating half hour mending the flush.

He does get very cross with inanimate objects when they don't function as required. We bought a bargain kettle at the weekend, which it turns out was cheap because it has a very sensitive and shy on/off switch which has to be treated gently, or it'll change its mind about boiling your water and switch off half way through. I could probably live with it, but I'm going to take it back or mr birdie will be muttering threats at it soon.

(Look - I archived, and it worked!)