Categories: just-life
Date: 21 June 2005 16:01:18
The question unasked, it's a good one, but I'm determined to ask it this week........ maybe tomorrow...???
In other news, if you want to get pregnant the best way is to have sex.... apparently. A news report BBCi shows that the story isn't really that simple, but has to do with sperm mobility and the length of time between copulation, but that just doesn't sound quite as silly!!!
Which is I suppose an example of something that we all really know, but now that it's been written up in proper medical paper is actually true. Like not picking at scabs, or they won't heal (no matter how much they itch!!!).
I also want to share a joke with you, on the off chance it become illegal when the new religious hatred law comes in.....
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge about to jump. I ran over and said: ‘Stop. Don't do it!'
‘Why shouldn't I?' he asked.
‘Well, there's so much to live for!'
‘Like what?'
‘Are you religious?'
He said, ‘Yes.'
‘Me too,' I said, ‘Are you Christian, Buddhist, Jewish....??'
‘Christian.'
‘Me too!! Are you Catholic or Protestant??'
[can you see where this is going...????]
‘Protestant.'
‘Me too, are you Episcopalian or Baptist?'
‘Baptist.'
‘Wow!!! Me too!! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord??'
‘Baptist Church of God.'
‘Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God??'
‘Reformed Baptist Church of God.'
‘Me too!! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?'
He said, ‘Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915.'
I said, ‘Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off.