Categories: just-life
Date: 15 December 2005 13:56:49
Well, having planned to go to the cinema yesterday, I went even though the people I was going to go with decided not to. However as Linnet didn't want to see Harry Potter IV and Narnia was sold out we went to see Keeping Mum and it's incredably funny!!! Yes, it's a dark comedy with a number of muders, but it is very light and you don't actually get to see anything scary..... well, apart from PatricK Swayze in a pink thong...... brrrrr.....
There were even a few jokes that I'd not heard of before...
God, who understandably works very hard, decided to take a holiday and recharge his batteries. He asked Peter where he thought might be nice.
"How about The Moon??" Peter suggested.
"I don't want to go there," said God, "There just no atmostphere there...."
"Well, in that case," Peter said, "How about Earth??"
"I went there two thousand years ago," God said, "Met a lovely jewish girl and they're still talking about it!!"
or this......
A priest was asked why he always answered a question with a question. He replied, "why shouldn't I??"
It heartedly gets my recomindation.
And for something for you to take home, Stilton Icecream.