Categories: just-life
Date: 27 February 2006 16:37:03
... have a number one hit record - what can I say, I have neither looks, nor musical ability, which means apart from Christmas #1 (Mr Blobby anyone??)
... compete in the Olympics - sadly, the sports in which I do compete in (and fairly well I might add) are not Olympic sports. There was talk of adding them a few years ago, but the IOC said no. Well, actually, they said NO!! This means that I could be British, European and World Champion but not Olympic Champion. I would willingly come fourth in all the previous competitions for Olympic Gold.....
... be Pope - which will disapoint/relieve various poeple, but I'm not going to be. Mainly because I'm not Roman Catholic, and this is apparently an important part of being Pope. Not that I have any big problems with RC theology. Apart from abortion, homosexuality, women in the church and contraception.
... be a Saint - by which I mean of the cannonised type. For though there is no Saint Bimble in the list of Saints I've just not got that touch of holiness needed.......
... get married - I'm not saying that I wouldn't want to, but just knowing me, like I do, it's not going to happen. I'm a commitment-phobe and marriage is apparently a big commitment... but I may be wrong on this one (the getting married, not that it's a commitment!!!).
... play a musical instrument - what can I say, despite having sung in a choir for nearly half my life, I can't actually read music. While this might not stop me from playing an instrument, it doesn't help!!!
... speak a foreign language - I know people who can speak French, Spaish, Italian, German.... LordS actually speaks French, German, Welsh, Dutch, Afrikanns (all fluently) and know bits of various Scandinavian languages as well..... I can sort of manage with French, German and Italian, but only if I have my phrase book with me!!
... win an oscar - mainscreen Hollywood is a bad place to be..... much more fun to work in the smaller parts of the industry.
... listen to Radio1 - flatly refuse to..... evil station!!!
... become a doctor - unless I get given an honoury doctorate, in which case, I'd be wrong here as well!!
... appear in an eppisode of Star Trek - this would be a lot of fun, but they don't seem to be filming any more episodes and unless there are plans for a new series that I don't know about..... oh well.....
... grow up - I'm surrounded by people who are "growing up" and getting on with their lives, which is all very well and nice, but I like being a kid at heart.....
... finish this list - or tell you what else is on it, because there are so many things that I'm not going to do. Be a Superhero, work in a circus or stand for Parliment; are just examples of what else there could be........